newlists:
Touch the walls
Stare directly at Boris Johnson 
Talk in the Dick Van Dyke accent from Mary Poppins
Hail the tube as if it were a bus or cab
Hail a cab
Introduce smallpox to the population
Feed urban foxes after midnight
Take tube to Cockfosters solely to laugh at people who live in Cockfosters
Divert government funds to deprived areas of the country outside of Greater London
Cut the brakes on Boris Bikes
Refer to the Queen by any title other than ‘President’
Eat trash
Pay drug dealers in Scottish money
Prank-call oligarchs at their unoccupied, high-value second homes
Burn pedestrians using a magnifying glass from the top of Canary Wharf
Ask strangers when they gave up
Try to buy tickets to ‘the London game’
Resist the tide of gentrification 
Stage a coup to overthrow the Minister of Sound
Litter
Claim grime is dead 
Return Elgin Marbles and similar artifacts to their country of origin
Open every door in the Tower of London
Mount own artwork on the fourth plinth 
Contribute to knife crime epidemic 
Attempt ‘entire tube map pub crawl’
Quote Samuel Johnson (on any subject, ever). 

newlists:

  1. Touch the walls
  2. Stare directly at Boris Johnson 
  3. Talk in the Dick Van Dyke accent from Mary Poppins
  4. Hail the tube as if it were a bus or cab
  5. Hail a cab
  6. Introduce smallpox to the population
  7. Feed urban foxes after midnight
  8. Take tube to Cockfosters solely to laugh at people who live in Cockfosters
  9. Divert government funds to deprived areas of the country outside of Greater London
  10. Cut the brakes on Boris Bikes
  11. Refer to the Queen by any title other than ‘President’
  12. Eat trash
  13. Pay drug dealers in Scottish money
  14. Prank-call oligarchs at their unoccupied, high-value second homes
  15. Burn pedestrians using a magnifying glass from the top of Canary Wharf
  16. Ask strangers when they gave up
  17. Try to buy tickets to ‘the London game’
  18. Resist the tide of gentrification 
  19. Stage a coup to overthrow the Minister of Sound
  20. Litter
  21. Claim grime is dead 
  22. Return Elgin Marbles and similar artifacts to their country of origin
  23. Open every door in the Tower of London
  24. Mount own artwork on the fourth plinth 
  25. Contribute to knife crime epidemic 
  26. Attempt ‘entire tube map pub crawl’
  27. Quote Samuel Johnson (on any subject, ever). 

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How do people survive in hot countries? It’s 24 degrees here and I feel like I’m gonna throw up.